
Blood of Dracula's Castle (1969)
Count Dracula and his wife, under the names Count and Countess Townsend, capture beautiful young women and chain them up in their basement for their blood. A serial killer, who turns out to be a werewolf, shows up at the castle which is then inherited by a young couple who also end up prisoners there. The crew who made this movie were all experts in the field of making bad horror movies, especially Al Adamson who is nearly as notorious as Edward D. Wood Jr, and Jean Hewitt who worked on the abysmal Dr. Terror's Gallery of Horrors.
The movie opens with a young woman driving her car out to the woods and going for a wander, skipping and smiling to herself as you do, when she is suddenly attacked by a Frankenstein-esque monster and carried off to meet her doom. We then move to an aquarium (bet you didn't see that coming!) where we are introduced to a hip young couple, a photographer and his model, who have just inherited a creepy old castle from a deceased uncle which he intends to turn into a studio. Unfortunately, the castle is currently being rented by an elderly couple who turn out to be Mr and Mrs Dracula (alias Townsend) and keep a plethora of young beauties locked up in their basement for a ready supply of fresh, young blood. Aside from their lumbering servant Mango and creepy butler, another associate of theirs named Johnny soon turns up who is a convicted murderer and yet harbours an even darker secret.
Welcome to Dracula's Castle.
You've probably guessed by now that this is the kind of film which will only appeal to you if you're a fan of very bad movies, although apparently by Adamson's standards it's actually rather good. There's lot of vaguely embarrassed acting and gaping plot holes, and it also has your standard funky sixties soundtrack, as do many of these low-budget horror movies of the period (with total disregard of whether or not it actually suits the film at all). It kind of works here, though, as tone the film is very camp and light-hearted for the most part. It also has John Carradine, although he doesn't play Dracula or a mad scientist as you'd expect but rather he plays the butler for the vampiric couple. He still has a great presence on screen and makes the movie a lot more worthwhile.
The high point of the film comes when the director realises he doesn't have enough budget to show the vampires actually turning to dust, so instead he focuses the camera on the hero who narrates, "My god ... they're getting old, they must be a hundred years old ... now they're turning to dust ...". Brilliant.
I'd like to know where in the world this film is supposed to be set. It's some kind of friendly wooded paradise where nubile women sit around next to waterfalls, wearing bikinis and waiting for some insane axe murderer or otherwordly creature to have their wicked way with them, or take them off to some bizarre underground dungeon. It's the kind of place that Paul Naschy probably wouldn't mind living, but unfortunately it only exists in the twisted mind of Al Adamson. If for some reason you'd care to visit, then this movie might be for you. But you might want to make a quick stop at the psychiatrist on the way.



